Terminal Rank
Remove the Beard
Remove the Beard
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SUMMON THE BALD CHIN BRIGADE! 🪒
.99 Terminal Rank is on a mission, and we need YOUR help! Stand with us as we march towards a world where every Sergeant Major’s face can brave the winds without any whiskery shield! With just 99 cents, we will send a humorously persuasive “Remove-the-Beard” postcard to the CSM of your choice.
Raise your voice... well, pen really... for those who’ve dedicated themselves to our protection. The rules say: "In uniform, remain spick-span clean!" Let's bring back that crisp, clean-shaven look without any shadow of a doubt!
Click that 'ORDER NOW' button, spare some change, draw up your humor, and let's make an army of smiles! Your move is a shave-off away!
P.S. Friends don't let friends beard in uniform. But let's face it, you probably don't have any anyway! 😉
.99 Terminal Rank is on a mission, and we need YOUR help! Stand with us as we march towards a world where every Sergeant Major’s face can brave the winds without any whiskery shield! With just 99 cents, we will send a humorously persuasive “Remove-the-Beard” postcard to the CSM of your choice.
Raise your voice... well, pen really... for those who’ve dedicated themselves to our protection. The rules say: "In uniform, remain spick-span clean!" Let's bring back that crisp, clean-shaven look without any shadow of a doubt!
Click that 'ORDER NOW' button, spare some change, draw up your humor, and let's make an army of smiles! Your move is a shave-off away!
P.S. Friends don't let friends beard in uniform. But let's face it, you probably don't have any anyway! 😉
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