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Men's Long Live the Feral Veteran

Men's Long Live the Feral Veteran

Regular price $30.00 USD
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In March of 2024 ALARACT 017/2024 was released offering retired Veterans the "Opportunity" to return to active duty. To which we looked to the retirees among us with beards, bellies, and bongs and decided they had gone completely feral. Better luck next time Uncle Sam.

This high quality regular fit tee has a casually elegant vibe. Additionally, unbelievably soft tri-blend fabric makes it extremely comfortable - once put on, impossible to take off.

50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
Light Fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
Regular fit
Sewn-in label


S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 18.23 19.76 21.26 22.76 24.75
Heigth, in 27.48 28.50 29.49 30.47 31.50

 

Materials

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions

Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Do not dryclean (not that you were going to anyway) . Basically wash and wear it's a damn t-shirt after all.

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