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Approve the Beard Postcard
Approve the Beard Postcard
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Attention all Beard-believers!
Support the cause for less razor burn and more facial flair in our army ranks. For a measly $0.99, make a bold statement that's sure to raise eyebrows (and hopefully grow beards)!
YOUR MISSION? Advocate for beard-acceptance in the military!
HOW? It's simple, solider! Send a 100% approved, top-secret encoded message directly to the Sergeant Major of the Army or CSM of your choice. What's the message? A cheeky but charming "Approve the Beard!" postcard delivered straight from the ranks of Terminal Rank.
All you have to do?
Flex those fingers and visit our website.
Choose the poor, beard-deprived Sergeant Major.
Make a tiny dent in your wallet of just 99 cents.
Watch as possible beard growth unfolds!
Act now, it's time to let the hair loose and follow the bristly path to a fuzzier future!
Support the cause for less razor burn and more facial flair in our army ranks. For a measly $0.99, make a bold statement that's sure to raise eyebrows (and hopefully grow beards)!
YOUR MISSION? Advocate for beard-acceptance in the military!
HOW? It's simple, solider! Send a 100% approved, top-secret encoded message directly to the Sergeant Major of the Army or CSM of your choice. What's the message? A cheeky but charming "Approve the Beard!" postcard delivered straight from the ranks of Terminal Rank.
All you have to do?
Flex those fingers and visit our website.
Choose the poor, beard-deprived Sergeant Major.
Make a tiny dent in your wallet of just 99 cents.
Watch as possible beard growth unfolds!
Act now, it's time to let the hair loose and follow the bristly path to a fuzzier future!
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